ohhowlucky:

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

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bubblesarebeautiful:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

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Anonymous inquired:

What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

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sleep:

what a time to be alive

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bonerjuice:

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space-cops:

gallopingtormaunt:

thismysfit:

weirdgirlsseries:

All-girl barber shop quartet nails it!

Reblogging again just to emphasize: These ladies are singing an extreeeeemely complex arrangement, and their intonation and tempo is so clean it shines. I just. Can’t. Stop. Watching it.

When I was in SPBSQSA, these groups were usually known as Sweet Adelines. 

their music makes me miss singing in groups oh my god

tastefullyoffensive:

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

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