takeaspoonful:

The others got Groot a new pot and decorated it. 

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#gotg

tastefullyoffensive:

The bathroom signs at Stormcloud Brewing Co. in Frankfort, MI. [x]

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

image

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Me: *Whispers sadly* I want that role but it's not my voice type.
Me: *Whispers even more sadly* I want that role that is my voice type but I don't look like the character.
Me: *whispers the saddestly* I can't play every role in musical theatre.
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poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

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freckled-tree:

misscokebottleglasses:

Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ your cute

swagittariuss:

best-of-text-posts:

princesszeldafitzgerald:

OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN 

SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT 

AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART

MOLLY STEWART

AND IF I DO REMEMBER PROPERLY

SCHOOLGIRL BY DAY AND ALTER EGO BY NIGHT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF HANNAH MONTANA 

IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS 

MILEY STEWART

THEY LITERALLY BASED A CHILDRENS FRANCHISE OFF AN 80S MOVIE ABOUT CHILD HOOKERS

wait a minute

the world needs to know about this

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."

—"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

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nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally

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