sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

posted 38 minutes ago with 310,417 notes
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floralroyalty:

alright alright alright

posted 45 minutes ago with 3 notes
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#yeeaaaahh buddy

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

posted 48 minutes ago with 141,648 notes
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vinesnow:

That Dance You Hit When You And Your Best Friends Song Comes On / Vine By: Jeremy Scott
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posted 50 minutes ago with 3,368 notes
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#joey to my chandler

phampants:

hankgreensmoustache:

I visited Amsterdam recently and took a little TFIOS tour! I started at the library where John wrote some of the book and then went on a hunt to find the places in the book and got to meet another Nerdfighter in the process! 

When I go to Amsterdam, I’ll be doing this.

posted 56 minutes ago with 18,401 notes
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#tfios

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

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posted 17 hours ago with 99,065 notes
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Straight White Boy Problem #199

straightwhiteboyproblems:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

When you find someone in your favorite bathroom and u are thinking “thats MY bathroom”

somebody tagged this as “what are ya doin in my swamp” and i audibly laughed and woke up my dog

posted 17 hours ago with 5,517 notes
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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

posted 17 hours ago with 46,623 notes
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ihavenotwinced:

if jackie isn’t your idol you’re lying

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